“Taste Worth Dying For”: Man Goes into Cardiac Arrest While Eating ‘Triple Bypass Burger’ at Las Vegas’ Aptly-Named ‘Heart Attack Grill’

ShareFrom the “only in America” column… A man went into cardiac arrest while eating a ‘triple bypass burger’ at an aptly-named Las Vegas theme restaurant,

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‘Douche du Jour’: Fox News Contributor Liz Trotta Says Women in the U.S. Military Should “Expect” to get Raped

ShareLast week, the Pentagon announced new rules allowing women greater participation in combat operations. Not everyone was thrilled at this move towards gender equality; GOP presidential

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‘American Idiots’: Arizona State Senate Introduces Bill Banning ANY ‘Non- G-Rated’ Speech by Teachers & College Professors, In OR Out of the Classroom
What the fuck is wrong with (some) people in Arizona? All politics aside, there are some seriously batshit crazy lawmakers in the Grand Canyon state, folks who seem to get off ... ‘Douche du Jour’: Off-Duty Sheriff’s Deputy Craig French Allegedly Pulls Gun on Nicole Thurmond, Nine Months Pregnant, in Oswego, Illinois Walmart over Too Many Express Lane Items
An off-duty Illinois sheriff's deputy stands accused of pulling his gun on a pregnant woman in a Walmart because she had too many items for the express checkout lane. NBC Chicago ... Republican U.S. Congressman John Fleming Links to ‘Onion’ Story About “Planned Parenthood Abortionplex”
Last May, the satirical newspaper The Onion ran a real humdinger about a Planned Parenthood "abortionplex," an $8 billion "sprawling abortion facility" that would "allow the organization to terminate unborn ... ‘Douche du Jour’: University of Connecticut Student TV Airs ‘Rape is Funny’ “Comedy” Sketch
Students at the University of Connecticut are up in arms over a decidedly tasteless sketch comedy poking fun at rape  that aired on the school's student TV station. The Raw Story ... ‘Douches du Jour’: Wisconsin Sisters Valerie Bartkey and Amanda Johnson Accused of Sexually Assaulting Mentally Retarded Man with Pliers, Forcing him to Drink Urine because he Refused to Smoke Marijuana
Two Wisconsin sisters have been arrested and charged with sexually assaulting a mentally  retarded man with pliers and forcing him to drink their urine because he refused to smoke marijuana ... Sarah Crank, Home-Schooled Maryland 14-Year-Old, Wants Senate to Vote “No” on Gay Marriage for her Birthday Present
A Maryland teenager has a shocking birthday wish for the state senate as it debates whether or not to grant equal marriage rights to gays and lesbians. According to Towelroad, 14-year-old Sarah ... “I’m Going to Destroy America and Dig up Marilyn Monroe”: British Tourists Leigh Van Bryan & Emily Bunting Arrested in L.A. on Terror Charges, Interrogated and Deported over Twitter Joke
A pair of hapless British tourists who posted jesting Tweets, one of them quoting a popular American animated sitcom, were arrested on terror charges, imprisoned with Mexican drug traffickers, interrogated ... ‘American Idiots’: Republican Indiana State Senator Dennis Kruse Introduces Bill Allowing Creationism to be Taught in Science Classes
The Indiana state senate has voted to present a bill that would allow the teaching of creation mythology alongside established scientific theory in public school classrooms. According to the Huffington Post, ...
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