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Dog Eats Paralyzed Owner’s Testicle

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A stray dog rescued by a paralyzed northeastern Arkansas man returned the favor by biting off and eating one of his savior’s testicles while he slept.

KAIT reports the unnamed 39-year-old Trumann resident, who is paralyzed from the waist down, was sleeping on Monday morning when he was awakened around 7:45 am with “burning pain” in his abdomen.

According to the police report, the man, who sleeps nude, then noticed the “small, white fluffy dog” between his legs with blood on its paws and its muzzle.

Upon further investigation, the man was horrified to discover that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

The shocked victim was rushed to St. Bernards (really) Regional Medical Center in Jonesboro.

Police took custody of the animal, which was later euthanized. Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

This isn’t the first time such stories have made headlines.

In 2010, Fox News reported that two large dogs chewed off and ate a 6-month-old baby’s testicles while the infant was strapped into his baby carrier in a California apartment.

And in 2004, elderly Romanian farmer Constantin Mocanu accidentally cut off his own penis while attempting to kill a noisy chicken keeping him up at night. In rushed his dog, who devoured his detached manhood before his very eyes.

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