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Valerie Dodds, aka ‘Val MidWest,’ Busted for Masturbating with Crucifix at Nebraska Catholic School

(Photo: Val MidWest.com)

(Photo: ValMidWest.com)

A young Nebraska woman has been cited for allegedly trespassing on the grounds of her former Catholic school, where she filmed herself masturbating with a crucifix.

Raw Story reports that 19-year-old Valerie Dodds, aka Val Midwest, is a former student at St. Pius X High School in Lincoln. After graduating from another high school, Dodds started a nude photography business. That’s when some of her former Catholic school classmates started “saying mean things” about her chosen path in life.

“Everyone at my high school had something rude to say to me when I started my website, so this is my tribute to all of you,” Dodds wrote on her website. Her ‘tribute’ consisted of sneaking onto school grounds on Mother’s Day and putting on a salaciously sinful show for her pious Pius classmates.

“I held nothing back,” Dodds boasted. “I used my fingers, my toys and even my crucifix in my pussy! I used every part of the school I could get into. Payback’s a bitch, ha ha!”

Apparently Lincoln police didn’t find Dodd’s stunt very funny; she was subsequently cited for public nudity and trespassing. But that didn’t stop her from carrying on with her autoerotic antics– she went right back to St. Pius, this time barely covered (and barely legal) in panties and pasties.

Monsignor John Perkinton of St. Pius X has responded to Dodds’ bawdy behavior in a most Christ-like manner– by praying and offering forgiveness.

“We constantly follow our school’s motto: To Restore All Things In Christ,” Perkinton said in a statement. “To that end, we are praying for the young lady and her family, and we stand ready to offer forgiveness and support should she seek it.”

‘God’ bless Valerie Dodds!

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