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Chinese Man Undergoes Emergency Surgery after Inserting Live Asian Swamp Eel in Anus

eel in assA Chinese man is reportedly hospitalized in serious condition while recovering from emergency surgery after he allegedly inserted a live Asian swamp eel up his anus during an ass-play session gone horribly wrong.

Metro News UK reports that the unidentified 39-year-old man from Shunde, Guangdong province was copying something he saw in an X-rated video when he reportedly lost grip on the Asian swamp eel (Monopterus albus). Unfortunately for him, the carnivorous, oxygen-breathing fish, which is armed with sharp, bristly teeth, avoids droughts and defends itself by burrowing deep into muddy soil. Which isn’t really that different from a human’s innards. According to RocketNews24, the 50cm (20″) eel, which weighed about 600g (1.3 lbs.), followed its instinct and burrowed into the hapless man’s colon, puncturing the organ and sending him dashing to the nearest hospital.

“Please, please help me, the eel is moving through my body,” the panicked pervert allegedly begged hospital staff. The man underwent emergency surgery that took all night to complete. A female doctor who treated him then committed a serious breach of doctor-patient confidentiality and blogged about the bizarre incident. She even posted a photo of the eel, which she claimed was still breathing after the anal extraction.

“The eel was simply trying to find its way out,” one of the surgical team members told reporters. “It was still alive when we got it out, but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.”

“This was a particularly idiotic stunt,” the doctor added.

While the embarrassed man is recovering from his gruesome ordeal, his troubles may not yet be over. Metro News reports that the police are now involved.

“We are aware of what happened and… [he] will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty,” a police spokesman said.

Still, this story could have had a much worse ending– in 2010, a 59-year-old chef from Sichuan province died after his friends inserted a 50cm Asian swamp eel up his rectum. The frenzied fish gnawed through the victim’s bowels, causing horribly painful and ultimately fatal injuries.

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2 Comments

  1. OMGJuly 13, 2013 at 3:02 pmReply

    “If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed! ”
    Yup I’ll subscribe after I finish hurling in the bathroom for 15 minutes!

    Damn this story is nasty, and it actually happened? WTF?

    • Brett WilkinsJuly 14, 2013 at 8:29 amReplyAuthor

      It happened. Happens, from time to time.

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