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Horse Rapist Andrew Mendoza: “I Was Trying to Make a Horseman Baby”

Andrew MendozaA Texas man arrested for bestiality told police he was “trying to make the horse have a baby.”

The Smoking Gun reports that 29-year-old Andrew Mendoza of Danevang waived his Miranda rights and delivered a full confession to the Wharton County Sheriff’s office:

“I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend to call. I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor’s horse. Around 11:00 p.m. my girlfriend had not called and so I went next door to the neighbor’s pen. When I walked up to the fence the neighbor’s brown horse came up to me. I then got into the pen with the horse. I dumped out the water bucket and turned it upside down and put it behind the horse. I then moved the horse’s tail and put my dick, which was Andrew Mendozaalready hard, in the horse and started fucking the horse. The horse did not try to move or nothing, it just stood there while I was fucking it. I guess the horse was liking it. This went on for about five or 10 minutes. I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby. I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time. This was the only time I fucked the neighbor’s horse.”

Andrew Mendoza will never rape another horse again. While serving a separate jail sentence for indecency with a child and trespassing, he hanged himself to death. Horses everywhere rejoiced.

Sadly, this type of thing happens more often than you’d think. Last November, Australian Michael Francis Klan recorded a video of himself raping a horse and sent it to his ex-wife. He was sentenced to two years’ probation.

Last January, Thomas Lyle Wilson, a veterinarian student at Oklahoma State University, was charged with raping a horse in his care. That same month, Cirilo Castillo of Edinburg, Texas faced charges for a similar crime.

But top honors, if you will, go to Sunday Moyo, a Zimbabwean man caught sexing a donkey, which he claimed transformed from a prostitute he picked up in a nightclub.


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  1. liaFebruary 14, 2013 at 9:11 pmReply

    aw. poor horse. 🙁

  2. srslyApril 4, 2013 at 2:27 pmReply

    Sex == rape

  3. Mathew WestonMarch 13, 2014 at 7:56 pmReply

    Was it male or female horse? Because if it’s male that would mean he’s gay and that would be nasty.

    • Brett WilkinsMarch 13, 2014 at 9:31 pmReplyAuthor

      One assumes it was female if he was trying to “make a horseman baby,” no?

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