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‘Tampon Girl’ Giovanna Plowman “Marries” ‘Poop Boy’ Dino Bruscia on Facebook

January 28, 2013 by Brett Wilkins in American Idiots with 0 Comments
'Idiocracy' is at hand... (Composite image: Gawker)

‘Idiocracy’ is at hand… (Composite image: Gawker)

Some people will do anything to get noticed, as pooch-porking Alyssa Rosales proved earlier today. Call us enablers, but some of these stories are just too good to ignore.

Such is the case with the Internet’s latest “marriage.” You may be familiar with Giovanna Plowman, aka “Tampon Girl,” a 15-year-old from Buffalo, New York who gained ‘net notoriety earlier this month after she uploaded a video of herself pulling a soiled tampon from her girlie parts, slurping it into her mouth and sucking the gloopy mess out of it. That sick stunt earned Plowman more than 230,000 Facebook followers and countless memes generated. “I got 99 tampons but a bitch ate one,” Jay Z quips in one. After Miley Ray Cyrus tweeted her disgust at Plowman’s bloody antics, “Tampon Girl” gloated, “Wow, I’m pretty famous.” That’s not exactly the word for it, sweetheart.

And perhaps you’ve heard of Dino Bruscia, another New York teen whose claim to fame is that he shat in a cup, added a scoop of ice cream and some sprinkles on top and scarfed down the shitty sundae. Video of Bruscia’s fecal feat is harder to find than tits on a turtle because it violates untold terms of service, not to mention any sense of human decency, but you can clearly see what’s up in this lightly censored commentary video by YouTube user Famous Edwin. Bruscia fancies himself a “performance artist.” We agree– and a very shitty one at that!

It’s only logical that “Tampon Girl” and “Poop Boy” would inevitably hook up, and they’ve done so, at least on Facebook. The twisted teens both changed their relationship statuses to ‘married’— to each other.

As Alyssa Rosales of dog-fucking fame can attest, “haters will hate,” and Plowman and Bruscia have been on the defensive as legions of grossed-out gawkers look for answers and cheap shots.

Here’s how Plowman responded to her haters:

“Have you ever watched Jackass? Fear Factor? Jersey Shore? I know you all have. It’s okay for them to get famous from eating and doing such stupid stuff or being sluts and partying hard. But I eat a tampon and get so much hate? It makes no sense. Just because I’m a girl and ate something gross and got famous you hate on me? I’m a real nice girl.”

She also said she ate her own tampon because “I was hungry, OK?”

A firm believer that brevity is the soul of shit– oops, I meant wit, Bruscia said:

“I just like to eat poop with ice cream and she likes bloody tampons! Let us be!”

There’s no telling how long the unholy union between these two will last. We’ve got a niggling suspicion that it may become polygamous, as Plowman has taken notice of Alyssa Rosales’ one-upmanship. Witness “Tampon Girl’s” recent Facebook status update:

Who is this bitch who got fucked by a dog and sucked its dick? Trying to out do me sweetie? Don’t think so you’re ratchet as fuck and that’s animal cruelty. What I did was gross yea but you just took shit to a whole new level!

This might not be as hostile as it may seem– Bruscia, after all, was initially quite irked that Plowman was getting more social media love than he, who was trying so damn hard, was. “Still trying to overcome the fact a bitch who sends all her nude parts eats a tampon with blood out famed me in 1 day. #fuckisthat #bringit,” he tweeted on January 20. We wish they hadn’t “brought it.” Okay, maybe that’s a lie. This shit is too good for business!


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