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J&D’s Foods, the Folks Who Brought You Baconnaise and Bacon Lube, Introduce Bacon Shaving Cream

November 29, 2012 by Brett Wilkins in Business & Corporations with 0 Comments

Everything goes better with bacon, the old saying goes, and now one intrepid company is taking that axiom to a whole new level by introducing bacon-infused shaving cream.

J&D’s Foods, the good folks who brought you Baconnaise, “the ultimate bacon-flavored spread” and Bacon Lube, the ultimate spread for your unmentionables, has now introduced a bacon-flavored spread for your face.

With Bacon Shaving Cream, breakfast can now start in your bathroom. Because as J&D’s says, “everything should taste like bacon.” Including your face.

“Nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon,” J&D’s website says. This “high-end, luxurious” product will make you “smell and feel like a champion,” the company promises.

The company’s founders refer to their latest creation as “the pork-scented lather of the gods.”

J&D’s promises the first shipments of Bacon Shaving Cream, which retails for $14.99, will ship by the end of the first week in December– just in time for you to obliterate that Movember mess on your face. Hurry, though, J&D’s says they’re only producing 2,500 jars.

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