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Gas4Sex: Craigslist Ads Offer Fuel for Favors

(Photo: Daniel Szwalkiewicz/Flickr Creative Commons)

At least a dozen posts on the online classified site Craigslist have appeared offering Sandy-stricken New Yorkers and New Jerseyans gasoline in exchange for sexual favors.

Buzzfeed reports on what it calls the “inevitable” confluence of the most modern technology and the most ancient of instincts in the face of the latest catastrophe to befall America’s largest metropolis. Buzzfeed counts 13 people, all of them men, offering to swap a little fuel for a little fornication.

Here is a sampling of the Craigslist posts:

GAS GAS HERE… Wanna Trade- m4w

I’ve got gas from Hess and looking for any sexy women who may not want to wait in those long lines for hours and hours only to find the station empty when it’s their turn. So let me know, I’m sure we could work something out to get your tank filled and empty mine.

I GOT GAS!!! m4w

50.00 a pint or two blowjobs. I can even host.

blow job for gas m4w

I own a few gas stations on Long Island; I will fill up your tank for a good fat blowjob and if you’re good we can continue this until gas crisis is over. Send a pic, I can meet anytime… no fat slobs.

Ass for Gas- m4w

I have four 5-gallon and four 2-gallon red gas storage containers filled with premium unleaded gas… I’m ready, willing and able to trade the gas (and container) in return for something non-financial… You know how much gas I have, now it’s all a matter of how much you want and what you’re willing to offer. Replies without a picture will be ignored. Interested only in white and non-ghetto Hispanic.

There is no word on whether any of these carnal entrepreneurs found any takers, but since superstorm Sandy laid waste to much of the northeast and caused widespread acute fuel shortages, it is not inconceivable that some desperate stranded soul somewhere might just be tempted to reply to one of the ads.

Ass for gas… (Photo: Craigslist)

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