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‘Douche du Jour’ Oneal Ron Morris, Florida Transgender Woman, Arrested for Injecting Cement, ‘Fix a Flat’ and ‘Super Glue’ into “Patient’s” Buttocks

A Florida transgender woman has been arrested for practicing medicine without a license and injecting a ‘patient’s’ buttocks with various toxic substances in an illegal cosmetic surgery gone horribly wrong.

According to NBC Miami, 30-year-old Oneal Ron Morris of Miami Gardens was arrested on Friday after an investigation by the Miami Gardens Police and the Florida Department of Health concluded she injected a ‘patient’s’ buttocks with cement, ‘Fix-a-Flat’ tire repair, mineral oil and ‘Super Glue.’

Apparently Morris figured that ‘Fix-a-Flat’ could fix flat butts as well as deflated tires; the horrific procedure was all part of a bid to enhance the ‘patient’s’ rear-end. The incision from the bootleg booty surgery was then sealed with ‘Super Glue.’

As you might guess, the victim, who has not been named, ended up in the hospital as a result of Morris’ butchery.

Morris, who either suffers from a really bad case of steatopygia or has subjected herself to some pretty radical butt enhancement surgery, is being held on $7,500 bond. Miami Gardens Police are urging anyone who’s been operated on by this quack to contact them at 305-474-1420.

According to ABC Action News, Morris was arrested three times in the years 2000-2002 for trespassing and grand theft auto.

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