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Zimbabwean Man Sunday Moyo, Busted for Donkey Sex, Claims Animal Transformed from a Nightclub Prostitute

A Zimbabwean man caught having sex with a donkey shocked a courtroom by claiming the animal was actually a (human) female prostitute he picked up in a nightclub.

According to New Zimbabwe, which previously brought you the amazing-but-true story of these women who picked up make hitchhikers and raped them in order to obtain their “magic semen,” 28-year-old Sunday Moyo of Mandava Township, Zvishavane, has been arrested and charged with bestiality. Police officers allegedly stumbled upon Moyo doinking his donkey in the wee hours last Sunday. The poor animal was lying on the ground, tied to a tree.

Even though the suspect was not required to enter a plea, he confessed to the court, but with an incredible twist. Moyo’s account of events had the courtroom bawling with laughter.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he told the magistrate. “I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

For tappin’ that ass and then claiming it was human ass, the magistrate has ordered Moyo to undergo psychiatric evaluation while his sick ass remains in custody.

He isn’t the first zoophile to make it onto the pages of Moral Low Ground. Last month, we brought you the dolphin tale of Malcolm Brenner, author of Wet Goddess, his semi-autobiographical story of man-dolphin love. In August, Gerardo Martinez, a meth-crazed feline rapist, violated a cat in Iowa before tossing out of a seventh-floor window and killing it. In July, John Robert Mester was arrested in Michigan for having sex with a horse. That was a busy week for bestiality news; Irishman Sean McDonnell was busted for buggery for having his specially-trained dog  have sex with a woman who literally “screwed the pooch”: the poor lass died from a severe allergic reaction.

 

 

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