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‘Douche du Jour’: Sex-Crazed Thief Crashes Stolen Semi Truck Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Fake Vagina

A sex-crazed thief stole a semi truck, crashed it through the door of an Ohio adult store and stole an $800 fake vagina before fleeing, WOIO reports.

The bizarre crime happened around 2am at the AdultMart store in Brownhelm Township, Ohio. It was all caught on video. After the  perverted perpetrator crashed the stolen big rig through the store doors, he went straight for the anatomically correct sex toy, described by WOIO as “a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks,” before making off with his, um, booty.

According to the Post Chronicle, the toy he stole was the Pipedream Extreme ‘Fuck Me Silly 3 Mega Masturbator,’ billed as “over 20 pounds of FantaFlesh™.”
When police tracked down the truck and the thief, he fled down some railroad tracks and got away. He must have taken his plunder with him because the expensive toy was nowhere to be found.

According to Gawker, this isn’t the first time someone has broken into the AdultMart to steal such a toy. It happened in 2009, when a less expensive model was stolen from the same exact store.

 

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