‘Douche du Jour’: Robert Vietze, Drunken Teen, Urinates on 11-Year-Old Girl on JetBlue Flight
A drunken Vermont teen caused a commotion aboard a JetBlue flight yesterday after he urinated all over a sleeping 11-year-old girl.
According to the New York Post, 18-year-old Robert Vietze of South Warren, Vermont, who claimed to have consumed about eight drinks despite being underage, staggered from his seat and made his way five rows forward to where the girl was sleeping. He then unzipped and unloaded all over her.
“I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg,” he told police.
The girl’s father was infuriated. “[He] was screaming ‘Fuck that kid! I don’t want him near my family,'” a witness told the Post.
Flight attendants then had the unenviable job of cleaning up the site of the crime while trying to comfort the girl.
To make matters worse, later on the same flight a man complaining of chest pains vomited all over himself. The poor flight attendants once again had to clean up a disgusting mess.
When the plane landed, police arrested Vietze, who has been issued a federal summons for indecent exposure.