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Average San Franciscan has had Sex with 30 Different People, Tops in Nation

July 5, 2011 by Brett Wilkins in Sex with 6 Comments

Another list-topper for the City by the Bay…

Last week, San Francisco was named the greenest city in North America. Days earlier, San Francisco and Seattle were the only two cities in America to score an A+ in aMen’s Health exercise survey.

San Franciscans are serious about their sex… (Photo: Brett Wilkins)

Now San Franciscans can take pride in leading the nation in the number of sexual partners per average resident. According to a Trojan brand condoms Sex Census that we reported on last month (in which San Franciscans were revealed to be the ‘least satisfied’ with their sex lives), the average S.F. resident has had sex with 30 different people. That’s more than any other city in the country, and almost three times as many sexual partners as the average Philadelphian (11) has had. So much for “brotherly love!”

In addition to having an insatiable appetite for whoring around, San Franciscans were also most likely to have learned about sex in school (52%), least likely to believe in pre-marital abstinence (24%), least likely to have had sex in a rural setting (5%) and most likely to have masturbated (86%).

These findings will shock no one who lives in San Francisco, arguably the most sexually charged city in the nation. And without argument, the most permissive. This is a place where there are several sexually-themed festivals every year, some of them endorsed or even sponsored by the city government. There’s Lovefest (cancelled last year due to a deadly stampede at Berlin’s Love Parade), the Masturbate-A-Thon, the Exotic Erotic Ball and many, many more libidinous celebrations. For the sizeable rainbow flag crowd, there’s the relatively tame Pride parade and the not-so-tame Folsom Street Fair and Up Your Alley, where you can behold naked men masturbating on street corners or treat yourself to a live anal fisting demonstration. Internet porn heavyweights have bought the old State Armory, a massive 200,000 square foot structure that hulks over the Mission District, and host hot parties there when they’re not filming. The Power Exchange, in the seedy Tenderloin, is a full-on sex club open three nights a week. And with more bars per capita than any other American city, including such notorious pickup joints as the Balboa Cafe (a.k.a. the ‘Killing Fields’), frequented by an overwhelmingly young, overwhelmingly unmarried and overwhelmingly overworked populace, San Franciscans always have plenty of options when it comes to getting it on.



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  1. JonJuly 6, 2011 at 7:43 amReply

    Philadelphia = fat, lazy, unhappy, unhealthy, uneducated.
    San Francisco = Highly educated, fit, healthy, happy.

    Seems like a no brainer to me. Fit, happy, sexy people will have more sex than obese, unhappy, unattractive people.

    I don’t think it has much to do with anal fisting or the “seedy Tenderloin”. Philadelphia has it’s share of seedy establishments…as does every other large city across this nation.

    • Brett WilkinsJuly 6, 2011 at 9:42 amReplyAuthor

      Seems a little oversimplified to me. There are plenty of thin, motivated, healthy Philadelphians with PhDs and lots of San Franciscans who are couch-bound, lazy moping dumbasses. I know, I live here! Your comment reminds me of that South Park episode, “Smug Alert,” in which everyone in SF has got their head so far up their ass that they love the smell of their own farts. Then again, living here in this kick-ass city, the greatest in the nation, it’s easy to be smug 🙂

  2. demetriosJuly 6, 2011 at 8:44 pmReply

    Lucky SF bastards! Any openings for a well endowed Bible Belt resident? (job openings, that is! Looks like there are plenty of other types of willing openings!!)

    • Brett WilkinsJuly 6, 2011 at 10:48 pmReplyAuthor

      Unfortunately, our unemployment rate is almost as high as our number of sex partners. Unless you happen to be in the tech business…

  3. AtomdombJuly 7, 2011 at 7:58 amReply

    San Francisco ranks in the top five for the highest HIV/AIDS rates in the United States. More than 90% of the people infected are male. The city also ranks in the top twenty for curable STDs such as chlamydia and gonorrhea.

    San Francisco was one of the first cities where HIV/AIDS began to emerge during the initial outbreak in the 1980s. Since then, the city has continued to have some of the highest infection rates in the country. In San Francisco, as of March 2010, there have been 28,477 cumulative aids cases and 19,104 cumulative AIDS related deaths.

    You must be so proud. Keep passing around those infected corpses.

  4. jeremyMarch 19, 2013 at 7:50 amReply

    now do a hiv/aids survey comparing san Francisco to other cities in the united states.

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