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Photos: Naked “Spider Man’s” Daring Escape During Chinese Whorehouse Raid

When a high school student armed with a cell phone camera caught sight of a naked man dashing across a rooftop in Changchun in Jilin province, China, he wisely stared clicking away. Turns out what he was witnessing was a client escaping from a brothel that was in the process of being raided by police. Instead of a Spider Man costume, this john wore his birthday suit. “I worried his private parts would be burned by sliding down the rusty pipe,” the student said. No word on whether this intrepid escape artist was caught, or how he managed to evade capture sans clothes. Somewhere in Jilin province there’s a wife wondering why her husband came home looking a little orange the other day. Suggestion for police: keep an eye out for grown men visiting doctors offices for tetanus shots!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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