Moral Low Ground


Woman Caught with 54 Bags of Heroin, 31 Baggies, 8 Xanax Pills & $51.22– In Her Vagina


Karin Mackaliunas was driving along the McDade Expressway in Scranton, Pennsylvania Sunday when her coffee cup rolled under her pedal. She crashed on an offramp, but that was the least of her worries. Scranton patrolwoman Nancy Baumann arrived at the scene of the accident and interviewed Mackaliunas. Everything seemed fine and Baumann was all set to let her go. That’s when the officer received a call from patrolman Anthony Cali reporting a theft nearby. Cali asked Baumann to take Mackaliunas into custody and a weapons search turned up three little bags of heroin– enough to charge her and lock her up. Still, Mackaliunas’ biggest problems were still ahead of her… or, to be more accurate, inside of her.

The suspect admitted to Baumann that she had more heroin stashed up her vagina. A struggle broke out during the ensuing search and Mackaliunas was sent to Community Medical Center for a more thorough search. We can only imagine what was going through the doctor’s head as the search uncovered the following items all stuffed up her super-vagina: 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty baggies to package heroin, 8.5 generic Xanax pills, and $51.22

Mackaliunas, age 27, has been charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia and two counts of possession of a controlled substance. She is being held on $25,000 bail.

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