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On Controversial Penis Size Map, Americans Don’t Measure Up

March 23, 2011 by Brett Wilkins in Sex, World with 32 Comments

There’s a controversial new map of the world making the rounds online this week. It doesn’t predict the likelihood of earthquakes or show which countries the United States is currently waging war in. No, this map shows average penis size by country, as reported by various national medical, governmental, academic and sexology institutions.

Priapus was Greek, not Congolese!

The results? Men in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia and Venezuela are standing tall and proud– literally, perhaps; they boast the largest average penis lengths. Men in the Congo, on average, measured in at a whopping 7.1 inches (17.93 cm), according to researchers at L’Universite Kongo.

At the other end of the spectrum, men in Burma, India, Thailand, Cambodia and South Korea measured down at the bottom of the chart, with South Korean penises averaging just 3.8 inches (9.66 cm).

And how about us Americans? Sad to say, we came in on the shorter end of the dick… I mean stick, averaging just 5.1 inches (12.9 cm) per penis. That’s 94th out of 115 countries surveyed. Pretty pathetic.

The map is controversial for a number of reasons. It only measures penis length, not the much-ballyhooed girth factor, it fails to take into account countries with high number of immigrants from other nations that could skew the average one way or another, and it seems to rely at least partially upon self-reporting in some countries. And we all know how honest men are about these things! You ladies out there may want to think twice before booking that Congolese jungle adventure…

Here’s the interactive map, which includes the full list; below is a partial list of  countries, with their average penis sizes, as reported by www.targetmap.com and the various national institutions that contributed to this study.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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32 Comments

  1. Kasia Kate Rygal via FacebookMarch 23, 2011 at 5:04 pmReply

    I’ve always known that Polish men were not enough for me haha :D 74th place? come on!

  2. Moral Low Ground via FacebookMarch 23, 2011 at 5:09 pmReply

    Better than US… 94th place and 1/2 inch shorter than your Polish studs :)

  3. dannyMarch 24, 2011 at 3:49 amReply

    Average penis size flaccid or erect? it doesn’t state, making it a pretty pointless exercise.

  4. DavidMarch 24, 2011 at 6:41 pmReply

    The map is based on average erect state. I have always thought americans are small, compared to europeans lol.

    My country is in 25th place.

    Here is the full map: http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

  5. Juan LunaMarch 25, 2011 at 11:40 amReply

    This map (http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073) proves that we colombians are the biggest bluffers in the world!

  6. keepinitrealMarch 28, 2011 at 10:41 amReply

    people often incorrectly cite a Korean study that measured flaccid stretched penises, not erect ones.

    http://www.asiaandro.com/archive/1008-682X/5/185.htm

    “2.2 Measurements

    The flaccid penile length was measured in a warm quiet room. The penile length was defined as the distance from the pubo-penile skin junction atthe dorsum to the tip of the glans. The suprapubic fat thickness was defined as the thickness of the fad-pad when the examiner firmly compressed up to the pubis symphysis at the pubo-penile junction. The stretched length was measured after maximum penile stretching at the first attempt. A rigid ruler was used, except for the penile circumference, to avoid measurement error due to penile curvature. The mid-shaft circumference was measured with a tape.”

    I’m not saying Koreans have monster dongs, but the 9.6 cm figure thrown around is not accurate due to the measurement method. In reality, I suspect they have the same size as the Japan/China numbers from the region.

  7. EsbenApril 3, 2011 at 5:54 pmReply

    @Kasia

    I love polish women! Just come to number 36. ;)

    Lubiem polkie! ^^

  8. HiApril 27, 2011 at 3:55 pmReply

    Anyone ever stop to read that this was done by the University of Congo? I guarantee if we (US) did this study, we’d be the largest. How did they even test people in these other countries anyways?

    • Brett WilkinsMay 24, 2011 at 11:24 amReplyAuthor

      The Congo’s figures were measured by the University of Congo, just as the figures for many of the other countries were reported by institutes in those countries.

  9. KoowieJune 13, 2011 at 9:05 pmReply

    It’s not the size but how you use it. lol

  10. GuestSeptember 29, 2011 at 1:50 amReply

    This serve is bull shit. America’s average is 6 inches and 5 inches around. This is a skewed test results some not even from today. America’s was from a lame study done in 1998 that wasn’t even conducted on enough people. Plus, our country has a lot of Asians and other people from small dick countries so our results are skewed because of that as well.

    • werwerMarch 1, 2012 at 12:50 pmReply

      but canada has mor asians and less blacks than america so how is canadas average bigger

  11. Guest 123October 20, 2011 at 2:34 amReply

    Lol Americans…even with black people they are 5.1 inches. No wonder all the dicks in porn are blacks.

  12. NateOctober 22, 2011 at 2:45 pmReply

    This maps proves what I’ve always supected: the world is full of dicks.

  13. DustinOctober 23, 2011 at 9:10 pmReply

    Ibvi America is 5.1 look where we come from the two biggest groups are Germans and Irish and ntm all the Asians here

  14. Alvaro GalindoNovember 19, 2011 at 12:08 pmReply

    2nd place,,, a small country with big dicks

  15. ricky pooreDecember 29, 2011 at 5:34 amReply

    yea baby!!!

  16. john morenoDecember 30, 2011 at 5:17 amReply

    Haha my dads Ecuadorian

  17. don jagnayaFebruary 8, 2012 at 8:54 pmReply

    i think they measure it when our penis is on sleep… i have 5.5 if i dont like to much mood in sex, but if i’m in moody it rose up till 6.1 inch .. but the survey says my country just 4.2 hahaha… but we have very very hard penis…

  18. mweeneMarch 4, 2012 at 1:14 amReply

    USA 94th! maybe that is why they like big cars and are always at war with other countries. LOL.

  19. Cable repair manMarch 14, 2012 at 6:06 pmReply

    I’m Colombian and Puerto Rican and now I know my immaculate jewel is a Latin bloodline. I work for a certain well-known cable company and I can’t tell you how many stories I have. Seriously, I have an awesome job. Those Caucasian housewives need lovin’ that their little, inadequate husbands aren’t giving them. LOL!

    • BobzllaMarch 22, 2013 at 10:45 amReply

      Nah, Latinos have smaller dicks than Caucasians. Latin wives love us.

  20. KhanApril 24, 2012 at 10:18 pmReply

    gap it ehh, i dont have a 5.5 inch dick and im from New Zealand. mine is 6.0 inches and im only 15 so it would proberly grow bigger

  21. lkjishMay 26, 2012 at 8:54 amReply

    My is only 4 inches; I’m Indian!

  22. MatthewJune 25, 2012 at 9:17 pmReply

    I’m Colombian!

  23. MatthewJune 25, 2012 at 9:19 pmReply

    I’m 15 and mine is about 17,2 cm (6,7 inches)

  24. GoneOffLeanJanuary 22, 2013 at 12:16 pmReply

    Im mexican-american, 8 inches here

  25. vicianJuly 27, 2013 at 5:01 amReply

    I’m Persian, I have 8.1 inches. But we have more thickness.

  26. JulioAugust 9, 2013 at 4:34 amReply

    Hahaha Mexicans have 6.1 not bad xd

  27. KurtNovember 15, 2013 at 12:45 pmReply

    I’d hate to know what USA’s average would be without the African-American community. Probably 4.6 or something lol. Not enough to fuck a belly button.

  28. DiegoDecember 13, 2013 at 2:56 pmReply

    Me and my giant colombian cock are going out tonight to make the rounds lol fuck you gringos lol!

  29. LolDecember 26, 2013 at 12:08 pmReply

    This list is CRAP! I am a Bolivian women and my country fellow men DONT have a large penis size. They are below average or average at best! I almost died laughing and thinking how the persons in charge of this information in Bolivia may have “misled” the truth. Not surprise to me.

    I have some Bolivian couples and some foreign ones and I can promise you: Bolivian males DONT have that penis size.m
    Bolivian males average penis size= 6.5 inches? LOL, LOL and LOL!!!

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