On Controversial Penis Size Map, Americans Don’t Measure Up
There’s a controversial new map of the world making the rounds online this week. It doesn’t predict the likelihood of earthquakes or show which countries the United States is currently waging war in. No, this map shows average penis size by country, as reported by various national medical, governmental, academic and sexology institutions.
The results? Men in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Ecuador, Ghana, Colombia and Venezuela are standing tall and proud– literally, perhaps; they boast the largest average penis lengths. Men in the Congo, on average, measured in at a whopping 7.1 inches (17.93 cm), according to researchers at L’Universite Kongo.
At the other end of the spectrum, men in Burma, India, Thailand, Cambodia and South Korea measured down at the bottom of the chart, with South Korean penises averaging just 3.8 inches (9.66 cm).
And how about us Americans? Sad to say, we came in on the shorter end of the dick… I mean stick, averaging just 5.1 inches (12.9 cm) per penis. That’s 94th out of 115 countries surveyed. Pretty pathetic.
The map is controversial for a number of reasons. It only measures penis length, not the much-ballyhooed girth factor, it fails to take into account countries with high number of immigrants from other nations that could skew the average one way or another, and it seems to rely at least partially upon self-reporting in some countries. And we all know how honest men are about these things! You ladies out there may want to think twice before booking that Congolese jungle adventure…
Here’s the interactive map, which includes the full list; below is a partial list of countries, with their average penis sizes, as reported by www.targetmap.com and the various national institutions that contributed to this study.
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