March 2011 Archive

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‘Douche du Jour’: Man Refused Beer in Bar Shoots Patron, Eats his Lung
Herbert Merritt, fresh from a fierce fight with his girlfriend, decided to blow off some steam at a local bar. He headed down to Friends Sports Bar and Grill in ...
U.S. Christian Conservatives Back Brutal Ivory Coast Despot
[caption id="attachment_7379" align="alignleft" width="220" caption="Gbagbo: A killer and a Christian. "][/caption] The international community has turned its back on embattled Ivorian dictator Laurent Gbagbo. Having lost an internationally certified presidential election ...
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GoDaddy CEO Films Himself Killing an Elephant
Bob Parsons, CEO of web hosting giant GoDaddy, recently went on vacation in strife-torn Zimbabwe. While there, he shot and killed an elephant, and made a bizarre souvenir video of ...
French Vegan Couple Face Trial After Death of Baby Fed Only on Breast Milk
[caption id="attachment_7337" align="alignleft" width="220" caption="Criminally negligent? "][/caption] A strict vegan couple is on trial in France after their 11-month-old daughter died from illness caused by vitamin deficiency. Sergine and Joel Le ...
U.S. Admiral: NATO Ground Troops Could “Stabilize” Libya
From Democracy Now!: NATO Commander: Troops Could Enter Libya As President Obama refused to rule out U.S. military aid to Libyan rebels, the U.S. commander of NATO has ...
‘Douche du Jour’: A Shitty Night in Staten Island
A Staten Island woman and her two children had a really shitty night last Sunday. She was the victim of what the New York papers are calling a "bizarre fecal ...
Québec Teen Outs Porn Star School Secretary; Both Suspended
[caption id="attachment_7316" align="alignleft" width="215" caption="Outed!"][/caption] In retrospect, Samantha Ardente probably should have signed the autograph. When a 14-year-old male student at Etchemins Secondary School in Levis, Québec spotted Ardente in a porn ...
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‘The Moral High Ground’: Senator Bernie Sanders Names & Shames America’s Top 10 Corporate Tax Dodgers
[caption id="attachment_10124" align="alignleft" width="226" caption="Naming and shaming..."][/caption]Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, America's only more-or-less openly socialist lawmaker at the national level, has issued a press release in which he lists what ...
Rebels Capture Ivory Coast Capital
[caption id="attachment_7299" align="alignleft" width="255" caption="Ivorian rebels celebrate their southward advance. "][/caption] Rebel forces loyal to opposition leader and rightful Ivorian President Alassane Ouatarra have seized the capital city of Yamoussoukro, Britain's ...
“Four Stitches, Thanks Bitches!”: Even in New York’s West Village, Gays are Not Safe from Attack
[caption id="attachment_7292" align="alignleft" width="180" caption="(Photo: Facebook)"][/caption] "I thought I was safe in the city I loved," 26-year-old Damian Furtch wrote on his Facebook wall after being brutally beaten outside a McDonald's ...

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